Monday, January 12, 2009

*Smiles, errrrrrm so it smells like hot breath outside, like seriously, like a bitch been yawning non-stop, polluting the air in shit, goodness, i cant stand a ho' who mouth smell like a sewer factory, bitch you got cavities, hallitosis, did i fuck up that word?, i should google that, i google errthang, like this bitch tole me she had a boil on her pussy lip, i went to google.com, and typed in boil on vagina, -dead, unconscious, can't breathe @ the results, omg, i died so many times, that shit is so fucking disgusting for a bitch to be that nasty, bitch had the audacity to say, she got it from shaving, pause?, bitch soooooo you shaving that pussy with a nasty dirty infected razor, guhl hush, bitch you had unprotected sex with some infected nigga, shit, but on the bright side, the valtrex commercial makes it so joyful to be infected for life, like omg, like totally, when i have a outbreak, i just use valtrex, like its totally the bomb diggity, you should try it, kapow kapow !

*KOKO, i bore you bitch?, you black piece of lumpy coal, but chu sound sexy as a bitch doe, no sweat doe guhl, man alot of bitches say i bore them, *goes to sit in the corner, and beat myself up, like whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, but o well, some bitches love me, some bitches hate me, other bitches i bore, how bout yall suck the semen out my piehole, and let it drip down your face and dry, dammmmmmmmn that ho got drool on her face, drooly face ass ho, mayo face ass ho, but semen does a ho who got acne real bad, does that bitch face good, my semen does anyway, i skeeted on a bitch face one night, that bitch started rubbing my nut in her face like soap, that ho' washed her face in my nutt, she was into it, i was like holy moly donut shop, that's some ole freaky shit, shouts to the semen face ho's*

*Soooo i'm chilling at my homegirl house, i walk in the house, and here a loud noise, so i say wtf, i thought a bitch had collapsed, so i go to look, my homegirl stop me, point towards the door, i here noise, then i hear moaning, i said wtf, is that Duck?, her little 14 or 15 year old sister in there fucking some nigga, Duck like 5'11, hitting 6', dude smacking her on the ass and errrthang, so shawty knock on the door, saying me and Narada bout to come in, shawty talm bout noooooooooo, dont come, dont come, i'm like why you sound like you constipated, you must got dick in your stomach, she denied it, Lmfao, man her little sister is a freak, shawty talm bout um, she had her ass ate, pussy ate, soooooooo i'm like that's why that nigga mouth smell like a outdoor shit house, you smell that nigga breath through a closed door, and that's a got damn shame, it is, but i was shocked doe, like damn, shawty fucking in shit, and she talll as a bitch, so i cant even, nvm, nvm, get that thought out my fucking head, shouts to Duck ole giant ass*

*Man it was some lady drove like 70 miles to talk to my granny, like the lady said someone was talm bout her in shit, like she a prophet, cause my granny know some shit, she do, it scares me, literally, but the lady tole her she got a gift from GOD, and she aint using that gift, and all that, but my grams, thats my hero doe, nah meen, cause like she aint finish school, she had to drop out like 6th grade and work in the field, and like i look at her now, she got everything she wanted, nice home, car, all that type shit, and she look damn good, and that's my baby man, shouts to my granny who got faith in me*

*Ermmm i got to upload some pics of my little nephew, white ass nigga, nigga so lightskin, like nigga, yall aint in no mo, i be telling Miranta the same shit, Aiyden ole light ass, her son aint got no kind of color, nigga beige in shit, just like my nephew, beige ass niggas, i think ima upload some pics of my family, like my sister, but that ho' dont like being on the net, thats why i never upload her pics, that ho' go ham, bitch if you upload my pics to myspace, or whatever the fuck chat sites you be on, i'll throw a brick through your computer, bitch i'll press charges on you, and you go pay for it, plain and simple, but i got a 1:30 class, so !'m g0n3*

*Happy, happy, burfday to my facelezz ho' name Sha aka wilson from home improvements aka i wore a superhero cape to a sweet 16 but im grown as fuck aka my daddy is a terrorist and her works for bin laden aka bitch NARADA go turn you in for the 25million dollar reward money, and so got damn what, shouts to Sha, happy birthday shawty*