*smiles, sooooo today was a chill today for some odd reason, everything was smooth, ya digg?, man the crackhead lady across the street moved, i wonder where that ho moved too, cause her whole check came over here, she a crackhead/prostitute, i call her pitbull cause she so got damn ugly, good lawll, like seriously, the bitch is through, her face all tho'd off, and her grill so fucked up doe, good jeebus, like the bitch so ugly i wonder how them niggas dick get hard, cause like she the type make your shit get soft all week, but they say she got a meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn head game, UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, that's nasty, but she looked like she used to be thick back in the day, not that i paid attention, and so fucking what, shit, maybe i glanced, anyway, Lmfao @ my homie, we chilling at my other homie house, -dead, so bruh talm bout mannnnnnn, did you hear bout the fish fry, -dead, soooooooo the fish fry is we went to my homegirl house, we knock, she aint open right then, soo she finally opens, and boooooooom bam, the fish fry hit me all the face, i had to two step backwards, thought i was doing the bus-stop, so i walk on in, mannnnnn the house smelled like straight fishy pussy and air freshner, me and my homie dyinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg, i said WTF is that smell doe, cause that shit dont smell sanitary doe, shawty talm bout she had just woke up, i said mhm, so we get in the car, shawty went on to say she woke up to some fiyah head from her baby daddy, i was like WTF doe, you must had on last week drawlz, or you must had fucked the night before, and still havent bathe, man shit was awful, UGHHHHHHHHH, -dead @ roaches coming from behind the pictures, omfg, we some evil roasting ass niggas, i swear, WE WILL ROAST YOU BOUT ANY GOT DAMN THANG, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, WE DONT SPARE NOBODY, I MEAN NOBODY, -dead @ roasting the little girl, but my homie little girl butt ugly, no lie, he cool doe, but shawty look like she been scared in the womb, she asshole ugly, she better stay fresh when she get older, sorry, im sorry, thats mean, but Kamiyah got it, ya diggs?
*Miranta, man im so anxious to know what she bought me for xmas, man i asked for a ipod touch or a laptop, she got one of em, im thinking the ipod touch doe, cause today she said she found a hundred and forty some dollars, so i said gimmie fifty, and she said i just got you three hundred dollars worth of shit, sooooooooooooooooooooo three hundred huh, meaning my touch, *cabbage patch*, i think we go take krima pictures in shit, ell yeah, shit would be nice too look at, shit, put my picture in ya car, on ya wall, glue that bitch too you if all i care, just have it, cause WE worth staring at, ya diggs?, now say some..
*sooo i think im getting up at 5am to go to Belks to get the free shit, fuh det, they open at 6am, the first two hundred and fifty people are qualified for the giveaway, s0o0o0o0o that means me and the whole hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooood is there, literally, we in there, Lmao, we go be wyling on some other shit, geeked up early, Lmao, man im all bout that free shit, fuh det shitt, say whatcha want bout me, but whoooooo, free? where? o im there, except that club shit, thats so fucking lame, i swear, niggas beat the owners there, niggas in the club for eight hours cause they got there at nine, free before eleven, -dead, but usually my free shit, means hitting a sweet lick, ellllll yeah bwoyyyy..
*i dont fuck with dawg ho's, those ho's might bite, ya diggs?, and im blunted the fuck out, s0o0o0o0o !m g0n3*
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*s0o0o0o0o why in theee flying fuck i didnt know what " Y I M stood for till tonight, i always thought that was aim or some other messenger shit, jeebus, s0o0o0o0o0o0o fucking what if i didnt know, now i feel like pissing off the balcony, letting it land on pedestrians, have them thinking its sprinkling outside, just in one spot doe, then they realize, its piss and run for cover, !m g0n3*
Friday, December 19, 2008