*stares* like what in the fuck kind of boo boo shit is that, nah meen, i got geeked to the capacity last night, overslept this morning, woke up, not too long ago, like jeebus, moms calling cussing me out in shit, i just hung up, shawty im still rolling, spare me the bullshit, not this early, try again, in a few hours, maybe i'll comply, if not, o wells, but i guess i will have to fax my records in shit, i should really be doing that shit right now, but i got to smoke a few blunts first, got to start my day off, ya feel me, but i'll get to it today, hopefully, yep.
Man i cant wait till the hills come on, jeebus, and so motherfucking what, i shole do watch it, shit, ima google lauren address in shit, ima find that bitch, believe that shit, see if she got jungle fever, her parents would be so heated, o my gawwwwwwwd, lauren's dating a nigger, lauren do you know niggers are so criminalish, is that a word?, lmao, -shrugs-, but i digg the fuck out that show, and baldwin hills, but them ho's so young, the nigga with my same name, be pimping them ho's, oooooooooooooooo @ the ho with that stiff eyeball, with them strong ass calves, bitch is masculine as fuck, she more buff then me, ewwwwww, cock strong bitch, she fine though, damn it, i felt like a pedophile, she's underage, jeebus, a few of them ho's can get, like LaLa, wooo lawl, man fuck that shit, hi I love Nu Yawkk, that bitch is a fucking character yo, i swear fo jeebus, ima google that ho too, her titties too big for her small ass body, big ass silicons, and they jacked up, like hydraulics in shit, one up, one down, remote control operated titties, errrm yeah.
JHYKERIA KEIKE NICOLE HILTON aka Kee, *frowns*, i was so tired after writing that long ass name, jeebus, like 2 middle names in shit, damn, jeebus, i almost broke a sweat, but um, i apologize if i offended you in any kind way, nah meen, no offense to the baldhead stinkie statement, but you had baldhead stinkies tendency that night, ya heard me, you already know, we like white on rice, like silicon to a tittie, like hair to my nutz, all that good shit, you like the lighter to my ciggaretttttttttttttte, watch me smokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, so ermmmmmm yeah, i love you in shit, ya feel me, and yeah...
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YAHHHHH, *DOES SEXY DANCE*, yeah i got a sexy dance, like i stand in the mirror, and shake real fast, like i'm having a seizure, then i put my hands on my knees in shit, and shake even faster, then i kick my leg in air, and say woooo, then i put the hump in my back, and errm yeah, yo i be all into it though, mannn, which one of you females want a lapdance, i swear, i'm up for it, believe that shit, ya heard me, come throw them dollars at a nigga, bitch if you throw some change, i'll kick you in the heart, i swear, and make you collapse on the spot, so yeah, but i'm willing to do my sexy dance to you females, ya heard me...
im going to go see my sister today, chill with her for a minute, her "REAL" friends, been there since that shit happen, she got some many flowers in shit, so many people, acting like they was cool with her, i was like, bitch and who are you, i never ever seen you round, so yeah, thanx for the concerns though, she a souljah, believe that, ya feel me, i love you sweetheart, digg that shit, and you know we getting super geeked, when you get out the hospital, believe that shit, i love you...
i'm sitting in my computer chair naked, like booty butt nekkid, man-meat propped up on my thigh in shit, daps my nigga, you way past overdue my nigga, damn it, *i aint had sex in a long time*, and i'm blunted, i'm gone.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008