man i want to know if i'm getting any of that money in shit, i'm so fucking heated, that i can't pull any of the info up on my pc, like they got a ip block in shit on my pc, i can go to every site, soon i try to pull that shit up, my pc freezes, let me find out, the irs site is a virus, mofos like if you get a paper in the mail, you get a check, bitch do you know how much money i made last year, and i filed a child, nah meen, aint got no letter, then my aunty just left off from over here, she telling me, the people who filed my taxes, the letter went to them, i'm like holy moly, them mofos don't even stay in town, they come every year to do taxes, let me find out, i got a letter, and them mofos aint call me, anyzoom, no stress, my nigga turning 21 tomorrow in shit, hitting Dave and Busters up, ho's start stripping at night, with them glow in the dark bangles, feel like i'm at a rave, damn, i ate fish and onion rings last night when i got off work, why i been shitting since, i think my bowel movement is real loose, cause i used to shit every couple weeks, now, i be shitting like it aint no tomorrow, kind of fuck boo boo shit is that, people say you supposed to shit every day, i was like bitch you not normal, cause i don't shit every day, they looking at me all cock-eyed in shit, bitch fix your raggedy ass face, that's why my shit prolly stink so bad, well so people say, i don't think anything is wrong with the smell, bitch deal with it, and i leave the door open, i dare you close it ho', i swear fo jeebus, i'll shut your fingers in the door, friggity man, my little nephew here, nigga just bought a ipod, another one, he had a temper tantrum, period came on in shit, and he broke the first one, i was so heated, bitch boy, don't you ever in your fucking natural born life, break shit i pay for, you understand me scrub?, nigga 17, about to be 18, i swear, he really my cousin, but he lives with me in shit, nigga moms put him out like 2 years ago, he been with me every since, she said i have him hooked on drugs, listen you bitch, i did something you couldn't do, make the nigga go to school, how can a addict, make another addict go to school?, huh bitch?, exactly, i'm that nigga role model, it surprises me, cause man, the shit i do, i wouldn't consider myself noone role model, told the little nigga, nigga you can't stay here if you don't want to go to school, if yeen going to school, get a job, you got to get some kind of income, i can't keep breaking you off, you a man, you got to work for it man, get out there in get it, you up and down the streets, aint got no hustle, enrolled him back in school, put em on a lick, now you can't tell him shit, he got a little chevy in shit, pussy rate went up, can't tell him shit, i loves my nigga, i swear, i love that kid like he was my own child, shouts to my nigga J.Dubb, nigga your dreads aint go catch mine, kbitchboy?, aight, me and him about to smoke a blunt, so i'm gone.
