man da fuck, i'm up pretty early, the cable man woke me up in shit, beating like he the feds, nigga ease your hand up off my door, damn, just attacking my door for no apparent reason, shit, then i sleep booty butt nekkid, so i had to put on clothes in shit, nigga bye, shit, anyzoom, nigga installed my phone in shit, got a brand new modem in shit, nigga i really do need to invest in some anti-virus programs, i really don't have time, my system registry all fucked up, ehh, in my spare time i will fix it, other then that, a nigga stay posted on safe mode, like what nigga what, screen all black, everything super big, i don't give a fuck, long as it get me from site to site, i'm chill, o my jeebus, i seen me a purr-ty person this morning, shall i holler, yes indeed, i came, i saw, i conquered, i rule the worlddddddd, cause i'm the man round here kapeesh, anyzoom, this nigga, who help my moms produce me, had the audacity to come back alive, nigga you wasn't missed, WHO ARE YOU?, where's waldo ass nigga, so dude all pissed in shit, nigga had my blood flowing last night, literally, i seen stars in shit, blood pressure all high, had to take my meds, nigga pump your brakes, i don't RESPECT no MAN, nigga yeen raise me, i'm grown now nigga, my moms and granny raised me bruh, w/o your help nigga, so yeah if you died today, i wouldn't come to your funeral, you another nigga on the street to me nigga, fuck off me, so dude got mad when i said that, nigga had tears, its the truth, dude got many kids, nah meen, dude stay out in cali in shit, came back to ga in shit, like shit all goody goody, nigga last time i saw or heard from you, how old was i?, him and his wife used to call and sell me dreams, literally, and everytime i fail for it, like a fool, kind of boo boo fuck shit is that, so i came to realize nigga, you play NO factor in my life, you have NO role, nonewhatsoever, so skidaddle, you continue to do whatever the fuck you been doing, and yeah as always, i holds me down, i never ever had a father figure, i give my moms many props being a single parent, she did the best job, wouldn't trade her for the world, don't know what i'll do w/o her, even though she buggs me the fuck out, that's all i know, she coming in any situation i might get myself into, she there, himoms, muahz!!!, anyzoom, i was watching crime 360 and first 48 last night, ftw?, shit goes hard, on c360, nigga was fucking with transexuals, like o my gawwd, ewww, dlhomothug ftl?, and they blasted the nigga, literally, dude killed one of the transexuals in shit, anyzoom he got caught, nasty nigga, now every body in the entire world know you a rubber dick faggot, FTL? yes indeed, and on first 48, shit was mad gangsta yo, niggas in lil haiti, robbed a big time dope man, nigga was a mexican in shit, dude had cake, you hear me, nigga was paid, they was go rob him in shit, dude had 22kilos of that white girl, and the street value is? alot nigga, they merked the nigga, killed the nigga then burned him up, like they was cooking on the grill, damn, it was like a big as operation, alot of niggas involved, car jacking, robbery, murder, arson, all that type shit, anyzoom, had a witness, so they found the dude in shit, he came in, he lied in shit, but dude he was with, start snitching like it wasn't no tomorrow, locked up more mofos, they start snitching, how you snitch on national tv and think its cool, FTL, yes indeed, snitch ass niggas man, get sewed up round hurr, nigga now you wanted in your hood, so yeen got a choice but to do witness protection and change your identity, damn, SNITCHES DIE UGLY, anyzoom, i was watching save by the bell, why the fuck is slater name a.c. slater, a.c. stands for albert clifford, what the fuck, air conditioning ass nigga, auto control ass nigga, always cold ass nigga, then i start watching dawson creek, o my gawwd, Dawson gave Joey 2stacks, cause they won some kind of shit, what the fuck, nigga she don't even want you, get over her already, damn, i wish i might give a bitch my money, i mean i cake, i aint go lie, money comes in goes, real shit, but caking a bitch who have no interest in you whatsoever, kind of boo boo fuck shit is that, fuck that ho' Dawson, she aint no good, she start fucking with your right hand man Pacey, baldhead? yes indeed, man i got a few cornaz to bend, got to go get taped up in shit, then i'm headed out, hope my weekend be mad chill, nah meen, ya'll niggas -n- bitches have a safe weekend, don't do nothing i wouldn't do, i do it all, except hardcore drugs and fuck rubber dick faggots, FTL? yes indeed, kill yourself instantly, and i'm gone.
