Monday, April 28, 2008

o sdfu bitch

o man o man, i been geeking all day, like forserious, like i got to go to work in shit, but i'm mad sleepy now, nah meen, that's that other shit right there man, shit right there nigga, is real fucked up, dang though, Toya came thru, brought me some food in shit, thank ya boo, Lol @ me and her, real interesting, me?, just me?, you sure bitch?, bitch don't get back hand, are you sure?, Rada i just met you and you got my nose wide open, o forserious?, Lol, she told me that today, i died, literally, and came back alive, i think i scared her, talking about reincarnation, lmfao, got a hickey, -straight face- bitch i told you, i don't like hickeys, i hate them motherfuckers, anyzoom, zoom in ho, see me up close in personal, see who go fuck up your life in the near future, man i supposed to be buying me a new phone before i go to work, cause man, my screen hell on me, man i be still trying to text in shit, knowing i can't see the left side or the middle of my phone, telling bitches, yo move it to the right side so i can see, and then say when i text, i have to count the times i hit the key pad, so i can make sure i hit the right letter, damn man, so fucking dead, literally, the crackhead across the street, walked her beat up face over here this morning, asked for a newport, and gave me the phone, guess whose on the phone, her neice, this bitch is playing matchmaker, i got the phone, her neice on the phone, saying she seen me the other day, when she was over her house, and i'm like bitch, you are so bold, you real bold, to have this old extra ugly ass bitch, scare the living shit out of me, with them piss stained teeth, and the deep ass bags under her eyes, with this curly shit in her head, with them obese ass lips, with that pink lip stick, with that black eye liner going around it, so dead, anyhow, i'm off to get ready for work.