*Smiles, so im feeling extra happy today, NO HOMO @ Happy, but my granny put a smile so huge on my face, you dont even understand the half, i love my family to death, yeah i do, but good news, she's going to co-sign for me a dodge challenger, but the catch is, she want me to get a job, im like bwoy hell, i hustle hard, i dont do labor work in 09, lmao, nah meen, i wanna be a dope dealer when i grow up, but naaa not even, i do have a job orientation today at 7:30pm, im excited about that, nah meen, cant hustle all my life, that shit gets old, money quick and fast doe, nah meen, to each its own and however you earn a living, but its a recession and i got responsibility, so yeah...
*Ashlee you see that goon pic, i take my shirt off and all the ho's stop breathing, Lmao, but fuck witcha bwoy this weekend, Glenwood day, and i know your punk ass might be there, so yeah, i look forward to that, i might even rub up on ya, call me Dr. Feel, cause i wanna FEEL all up on ya, w0ot w00t, but yeah Glenwood day will be super thick, so many ho's, niggas bringing out their whips, new whips, old whips, its just go be fun as fuck, my pussy rate go be through the roooooooooooooooof sunday, bitches go want to fuck my car, nope bitch, if yeen paying no insurance, you cant fuck my car, but chu can fuck all my niggas doe, cause im celibate, w000t w00t, seriously i am, i aint had sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx in a long time, but i did get my thang licked on, but she aint doing it right, bitch was using teeeth, bitch if you bite me, ima punch yo ass in the head, straight up, this aint no sausage, prolly long like a sausage, but bitch its NOT chewable, nah meen, w000t w00t..
*My homie feet so got damn stanking right now, like this shit been going on for a few days, and this nigga got the front part of my crib smelling like corn chips and ear wax, some shit, im like what the fuck is that smell dude, like that shit is funky, i tole him, nigga yo feet stank something bad, ima give that nigga an intervention, like look here nigga, if you dont get some foot powder or some shit, then you will NO longer be able to take off your shoes, you go have to eat, sleep, shit, bathe in them motherfuckers, nah meen, goodness gracious, but shouts to my nigga, he cool as fan doe, we been down since day one, but bruh feet got my stomach in knots right now..
*Is it me, or is it me?, because every female i come across, or have had dealings with, tell me the same thing, that i got a bad attitude, im mean, im a whore, etc, etc, so the chick Joleen mad with me, cause she said i cussed her out in front of her moms last night, but i really didnt, nah meen, i thought her moms had walked out, but only thing i told her, was that she was acting like a bitch, which she was, so now, she aint talking to me, -sighs-, i cant help it, thats just the way i am, im aggressive, i got a temper problem, im trying to work on that doe, and the other chick Lena, she hit me up, like u r a ho, im like wtf, where this coming from?, she said she was done fucking with me, im like ooooooooooook, fine, shit, but she's a jealous type of female, so any female i communicate with, shes getting mad, thats why im single, fuck that, i thought i wanted a relationship, but i cant deal with all that shit, cause i be done chris brown a bitch, beat the bitch out her frame, literally, and so what, yeah i said, yeah i'll uppercut a bitch, shole will, well im lying, but dont tempt me, cause i might just do it, nah meen, but yeah, im sitting here debating if i want to get high before i hit the orientation, nine times out of ten, i will smoke a blunt, and be in that bitch kushed up, lmao, naaa, i dont even need to have that attitude, im focused on getting a job, nah meen, w00t w00t..
*Babymoms, man shawty came at me, like oh you dont disrespect her, so yeen go disrespect me, first off, i dont have a baby by you, so yeah, and if i do come at my babymoms wrong, she go either check it or respect it, nine times out of ten, she go check it, cause she aint no chump ass female, she puts her foot down, and i respect that, but our friendship is better than ever now, straight up, she calls me up today, talm bout, she miss me and stuff, talking all sweet and stuff, she really wanted some money, Lol, she good for it, whatever she ask for, ima give it too her, cause back in the day, she made sure i was straight, she was my backbone, still is to a certain extinct, shouts to her, i love you baby, straight up, shouts to my little lady, i love you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much..
*P.S., its lurking season, so yall watch out, straight up, i aint sparing ya, !'m g0n3*
Tuesday, March 31, 2009