*frowns* i been toilet bound for the last past 24 hrs, i been shitting a goose, or a river, its been loose, shit, then on top of that, this morning, i had to shit sooooooooooooooooo bad, o my jeebus, and i had locked my keys in the car, o my fucking gawwwd, i didnt know what to do, lawll bless my soul, i had to make some important decisions, shit on myself or break my car window to get the keys, jeebus, it was tough, i was standing there with my ass cheeks squeezed soooooooooooooooo tight, i couldnt move, if i walked, shit was go be running down my legs, jeebus, i had to think quick, if i shit on myself, ima be walking round shitty until i find a key, shit itches, so errrrm yeah, NO RASH on my ASS, if i bust my window, then shit, i just got to buy a new one, so i bust the window, fuh det, im tooo GROWN to be shitting on myself, fuh det shii, lawll it felt so good sitting on that toilet, good lawll, i felt violated on multiple times, that water splashing in my ass, ewww gross, shower right after, ima be taking like 8 or 9x showers a day, i dont like when shit water splash back on me, fuh det shiii, and so what if i had shit on my hands, i took a shower got damn it, it was a mess in that bathroom, jeebus...
*smiles/frown* i made a myspace again, and its already drama on that motherfucker, Miranta be reading my comments, she be getting mad ass fuck, i mean literally, shawty talm bout who is that aa bitch, she talm bout Andy, Andy talm bout if she call me one more bitch, welllllllllllllllllllll, hold it, pause, first off got damn it, dont DO drama on MY page, ya heard me?, fall back with that shit, ya digg?
*smiles* hi Miranta, how yewww durrrrrrrrrrrrr-in, bout that time for me to beat it up, *smiles* your moms coming this weekend, damn, she will hear you moan, we just go turn the radio up real loud, fuh det shii, ya digg?, i love you...
*smiles* Andy is mad at me, sowwy womannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, i is sowwwwwwwwwwwwwy, forserious i is sowwy...
*smiles* my sister is doing better, ya heard me?, her scars so deep, man damn, she ready to come home, she lost weight in shit, that quick, she talm bout, man damn, did i lose my ass, nooooooooooooooo i lost my ass, jeebus i lost my ass, lmao, she still look good though, just scars in shit, war wounds in shit, she talm bout, baby cause ima thug, lmfao, still crazy as fuck, ready to get geeked, talm bout, man i thought i was go be depressed for years and years, man fuck it, thats the spirit sweetheart, bitch go so many flowers, cards in shit, im happy bout that shit, that kept her spirits high, ya know?, let her know, she still got alot of niggas riding for her, her homegirls be up there 24/8, my niggas be up there 24/8, my homie still trying to get on with her, i doubt it nigga, she chill on NIGGAS for a hot minute, buh-lee-dat shit, i love you sweetheart..
*im gone*
Thursday, August 28, 2008