-happy birthday folk, my folk turned 23 today in shit, we been geeking bad up until this day, which is the 15th, so you already motherfucking know, we geeking bad today, like literally, see we celebrate birthdays the whole month, ya digg?, -does my dougie, i be in the club killing off that, does the bankhead bounce with a harlem shake blend, aww lawwlllll, when i first seen niggas do that shit, i thought them niggas was having a seizure in shit, like jeebus, get this nigga some help, they was like its a dance, da fuck?, nigga stop, i rather do the dougie, cause i'm fly like paper, get high like planes, ya diggg?, so i got a date tonight in shit, rubs palms together, brittanykristen, are you ready for this ride?, you sure mama?, i don't think you can handle this ride, we going on shawty, ima call you BK for short, cause you might can get it your way, ya digg?, anyzoom, and since when did bitches start thinking niggas was on their clit, since they come to their page? well this ho' thought i was on her clitoris, like bitch pasting convos on my tagboard, i'm like ho', yeen katrina, you can't make it rain, flood or hurricane, so stop flooding my board with that bullshit, i felt like a red cross victim, like thrillz, bitches are crazy man, damn, i mean shit, i got bitches who i cussed the fuck out, and they still visit my page, am i saying they on my stick?, naaa, i mean shit, i should fill my pellet gun up with rocks, and use that ho body as my practice target, bitch chu bruised up now, but i'm high, so i'm gone.
p.s. what kind of boo boo fuck shit is that, the blog says Monday, ooooooooooo cause my clock on my pc wrong, 3 hours behind time, like im out in Cali in shit, man fuh det, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY NIGGA, WE STRAIGHT THUGGING TONIGHT, YA HEARD?
Monday, July 14, 2008