-damn it-, my vacation over, well i bucked, took me 6 good ass days, i am not fired, tykindly, i'm smoking a blunt right now, man yo, my boothang was mad horny this morning, like da fuck, bitch go to bed, i'm tired, shit, baby, i'm horny, baby, baby, like a fucking fly, buzzing in my ear, shiznit, wooo hooo, did i beat it up?, pull my hair?, you liked that shit huh, i know you did, freaky bitch you, muahz!!!, man that shit put a nigga to sleep, and it makes me wonder, if i got stamina or not, damn, ima tell you like this, if i bust before you, you S.O.L, k?, anyzoom, my glyde coming, woo hooo, man that phone so sexy, yo ima buy a case in all, cheaaaa, not one scratch on you boo, i will take care of you, k?, i think i will treasure this one, yay-yuh, Lol @ Diamond, what the fuck is a yay-yuh, i feel like icecube when i say it, lmfao @ her, and she not black, she is not motherfucking black, i don't know what motherfucking color she is, but she never had hamburger helper, da fuck, lawwlll have mercy, say she grew up in a white neighborhood, -RUNS IN CIRCLES- OREO, OREO, OREO, OREO, OREO, k i'm tired now, but yeah, OREO, she so nice, she my new friend, i think, we had a long convo on yahoo last night, woo hoo, and guess what else, nvm i wont tell you, but i went to footaction, and yay-yuh, got the air force jordans, and some flip flops, open toe baby, open toe, yeah ho', my feet purr-ty, and no bitch, i don't wear nail polish, i'll you dead ho', stab you in the cooter, fuck up them babies down there, kho?, fuh det shit chu talking, man it's to hot, to be wearing my toes in all summer, fuh det, right on dude, wooo hooo, but the bitch in the store, wanted me, i could tell, i seen that lust in her eyes, she licking her lips in shit, like damn ho, your lip gloss is popping, all shiny in shit, explicit thought*, i wonder do she suck dick, with them grease poppers, then her hands, ok yeah, she a dick beater, i liked that shit, then i thought about it, i'm committed, fuh det, my boothang would kill me, well i'm not in no relationship, but ehh, she my boothang, but that ho' in footaction could've got it, ya know, yay-yuh, but i bought some cargo shorts in shit, shirts in shit, mad comfortable this summer, bout some aeropostle cologne, shit smell mad good, fuh det, not better than sean john, but it smell good as fuck, man i talk to much, long ass blog, i'm gone.
